Tees that make strangers laugh
Wear something goofy today.
Heavyweight cotton. Bafflingly silly graphics. Zero corporate energy. Made for people who think laughing in public is a personality trait.

Limited drop · No. 001
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100% organic cotton
Designed in a garage
New drop every month
The collection
Pick your goof
Each tee printed in small batches. When they're gone, they're gone (probably forever).
Why we exist
Life is short.
Dress dumb.
goofyshirtz.com started when two friends realized every shirt in the mall took itself way too seriously. So we started printing tees that make people on the bus spit out their coffee. Mission accomplished — sorry about the upholstery.
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Frequently asked stuff
Are these actually funny?+
No.
What sizes do you carry?+
XS through 4XL. The goof is for everyone.
How long does shipping take?+
3–6 business days in the US. Slightly longer if our printer takes a nap.
Returns?+
Nope — all sales are final. Every shirt is printed on demand just for you, so double-check your size before checkout.